Status: In a Relationship with Toothpick

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It bothers me. However, after almost 8 years of being married I came to a conclusion that in order to last in a relationship you just have to solve the solvable problems and agree to disagree on the rest (it’s quite a long list). One of which is the intimate relationship of Rolex and the toothpick.

I see him watching the news, driving, pooping etc. with the toothpick. I’m already this close to being jealous. Their bond is so strong, Rolex can’t live without it.

I don’t get it. Why do you have to stuck that piece of wood in your mouth even when you’re done picking out those food particles in between your gums or your teeth. Please explain. He said nothing. No explanation whatsoever.

I resort to Google and saw at least 15 men having the same kind of intimacy with the toothpick. This toothpick habit is a cult. It’s insane!

1. Leonardo Dicaprio

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2. Gerard Butler

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3. David Beckham

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4. Liam Neeson

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5. Bradley Cooper

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6. Robert Pattinson

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“I’ve been chewing these toothpicks all the time.” – Robert Pattinson (The Nation newspaper)

7. Ashton Kutcher

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8. Ethan Hawke

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9. Zac Efron

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10. Matthew Mcconaughey

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11. Jake Gyllenhaal

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12. Jason Momoa

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13. Ryan Gosling

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These two have taken the toothpick habit into a whole new level. Hugh Jackman could have just utilized Wolverine’s claws but he loves what the floss toothpick can offer. Tom Hardy on the other hand kept his toothpick within reach by tucking it in his baseball cap.

14. Hugh Jackman

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15. Tom Hardy

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Don’t you just wish you were a toothpick?

PS. After reading this post, Rolex couldn’t be more proud of his toothpick habit.

Cheers!

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