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Instagram Inspiration #11

“Practice makes perfect. However, nobody is perfect so let’s make it permanent”

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PS. Rolex found this posted near the olympic size swimming pool inside the sports complex.

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GROCERY SHOPPING & ME

The fridge is empty and its time to reload…
Just a friendly advice…
Do not go to the grocery…
When your tummy has no load…

Promise, huwag talaga kayong mag-grocery na gutom. Base on experience, nag-over budget ako kasi feeling ko lahat gusto kong kainin (no doubt with my appetite na parang construction worker). Since then, I make it a point na kumain muna bago mag-grocery, para kunwari wala na akong gana. Others make a list of what to buy but I really do not do that because never nasusunod ang list ko. Parating may add-ons. Grocery shopping is therapeutic for me…just like any shopping experience except in a real "palengke". Ang sarap mag grocery na parang sky is the limit, but when you check out at the cashier you'll find out that hell is the end of it, wala ka ng budget.

Dress: Next
Cardigan: New Look
Gladiators: Next
Bag: Burberry

PS.
This is where we usually go for grocery shopping here in the Land of Kaugahan. They don't sell pork. There is a different store for non-Muslim products…somewhere out there where I have to travel at least 1.5 hours at 120 km/ hour to get where the pork or pig is!duh! And please "LULU" is pronounced not in Bisaya accent..or else…

photo credit: oman.luluhypermarket.com

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WORD OF THE DAY

How many kinds of Marlboro are there? I know "Smoking kills" so I don't smoke…sometimes (only when I drink which happens once in a blue moon in the Land of Kaugahan where you need to get a liquor license in order to buy an alcoholic drink, unless you are inside a hotel). So one blue moon, Rolex asked me to go out for a drink in a nearby hotel. Game!

In the bar:

Rolex: Can I have a pack of Marlboro?

Waiter: What kind Sir?

Rolex: Marlboro Lights.

Waiter: What color Sir?

Rolex: Gold.

Waiter: We only have Red and White Sir.

Me: Same2x hon. Ingna, oo "WHITE".

So here's the Marlboro White according to the waiter. May tama nga naman sya…white naman ang color ng pack. Except na may naka-sulat talaga na GOLD. Eh ang Marlboro na RED may naka-sulat ba talaga na "RED'?