I am writing this while watching The Buzz which is shown here in the Land of Kaugahan past midnight on a Sunday, imagine? I am really sleepy now and I have nothing to say good or bad to this month’s covers of the Philippines’ leading fashion magazines. What’s new when they are the same faces on the covers over and over again.
So, I would rather make time for “The Others”…
An underwear or undergarment is supposed to be worn under. But a bikini top is meant to show off whatsoever. So accept it or not, the bikini top is not limited in the waters, it is the new shirt.
Versace model srtutting her bikini top with studded jacket and skirt (I like this).
Photo credit: google
Actually, just like any outfit all you need is capital C-onfidence to be able pull it off. Who cares what you wear? It's your self, your choice. So the next time you buy a shirt dont look for a small, medium or large…check out the cup: A, B, C triple D…
Again, its the season of a new Over and Under Cover. Syempre sa Part 1 , special yun…solo ni KC…ibang level. Again KC would like to thank Gabby for her face and Sharon for her butt (with the special participation of PP, not Papa Piolo but Pugot na Piolo).
Labanan na naman ng mga kagandahan at kagwapuhan. Inaabangan ko na may magazine cover ng ka-shungitan. Kelan kaya yun? Since this is the month of Love, just a piece of Valentine resolution for the loveless…"Humanap ka ng panget at iibigin kang tunay".
Dear Mario Maurer. I have a hard time pronouncing your last name properly. Parang nag-cucurl ang tongue ko (spell tongue). Pwede Mario Brothers na lang? Anyways, hindi kita crush at mas lalo namang hindi mo rin ako crush, so quits lang. You are just like a brother to me Mario, promise walang pagnanasa.
Dear Jasmine Curtis-Smith. Kung hindi ang Ate mo, ay ikaw na lang ang palaging cover ng magazine. Minsan, i-cover din sana ang nanay nyo para ma-kumpleto. Kamusta naman ang tambalan nyo ni David Archuleta? Mag-ingat ka, ayaw ng bangs ni Charice Pempengco ng ganyan.
Dear Georgina. Name mo pa lang, maganda na. Thanks for prodding and nagging your BFF Raymond Gutierrez to lose weight. I hope one day, he can also say " I'm finally a sexy 25 ". (Na-imagine mo?)
Kung si Heart ay parang naka-sideless at si Lovi ay butas-butasan ang peg…si Maricar ay wholesome. Hindi na nya kailangan sapagkat, nakita na ng buong sambayanan (walang hiya ka Hayden!).
The MVP on Esquire! Parang College Professor ang peg, parang dinikit sa blackboard na maraming nakasulat na chalk.
Gabby Lopez (abs-cbn) theme song to Manny Pangilinan:
"Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin, wag lang si Charo Santos."
Susulat ko pa naman Zian, Xian Lim pala. Bagay kayo ni Kim Chiu, aside from the fact na pareho kayong Chinese, magkamukha kayo. Therefore I conclude, kung kamukha ni Kim si Amy Austria, kamukha din din si Xian Lim si Amy Austria, right?
Ganyan talaga kapag malaki ang boobs, when you are wearing high-waisted bottoms, magkalevel na ang waist and boobs mo.choz! In fair, maganda talaga si Angel at ang outfit, peg ang bandila ng Pnas!
I thought this is an ad for PETA, dami kasing green (read:damuhan sa wall). This is Mega's luxury issue? The cover concept does not read L-U-X-U-R-Y, unless you know Heart Evangelista…she's luxurious diba? I heared she collects Hermes bags.
I am sorry but I dont like this cover featuring Bea Alonzo. Ka-level ng Shalani Soledad cover last May.
Parang retrong multo. Katakowt!
Two-fold covers only shows sinong mas sikat at sinong "di-ma-shadow". This is just what I have in mind : SIkat pala si JR? May apelyido ba sya?
Cosmopolitan, the "Manang" issue..ayan ang cover isang certified "Manang". Thanks to Divine.